Who Is the Least D-baggish Celeb?
So a friend recently posed the question of, ” In your opinion what guy celebrity, or known figure is the exact opposite of douchey?”
This is a tough one. I mean, really. The public/known persona of a celebrity versus the real, private character can sometimes be strikingly at odds. Case in point, Bing Crosby…whose public persona was that of a kind, smooth-singing uncle, though it has come out that he was in fact an abusive parent. But anyways, to keep it brief, i couldn’t come up with just one answer, rather, i had to respond with three:
1) Gary Coleman - because when you have some sort of renal affliction that causes you to look like you are 8 years old your entire life, it is fairly impossible for your antics to be considered douchey compared to normal mortals…you have a congenital kidney disease that causes focal segmental glomerulosclerosisrenal affliction and makes you look like a kid, and you have had two kidney transplants and frequent dialysis AND you are a celebrity.
2) Clint Eastwood - because clint makes great movies as an actor and a director, was a well-intentioned mayor and can still pulverize you even though he is 79. AND he did a couple of movies where he costar was an orangutan…
3) Ronnie Lott - because he is the greatest player to ever play football. He did not shoot himself in the leg at a nightclub or run dog fighting rings. Because he had his pinky amputated as a result of tackling Timmy Newsome and not wanting to leave the game, he is a known community contributor and well, because he is the greatest player to ever play football.
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Before There Was Chucky, There Was Scoopy
Get a load of this clown.
For a purveyor of a fun-time treat, he sure does look creepy.
Let’s take a closer look at Scoopy, shall we?
Check out his ‘hat’ and the creepy-yet-patriotic brows.
They don’t emote feelings of fun times…though they do make me think of fireworks.
Check out his eyes - do they look happy to you???
They look like Clint Eastwood’s from Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo as he glares out into the distance, looking for Lee Van Cleef.
Anyhoo, i think i’m gonna send in for the scoopy doll, and put it in a thunderdome-like-cage with a Chucky doll and a whole bunch of medieval weapons, and see who is left standing.
