Ballpark Cheese Cups! only $1

That seems like a bargain -only a buck!
is it better on the pretzel? the popcorn? maybe on a hot dog?

Spotted Dick
mmm…and Treacle!
Fast Food culture: Denny's fried cheese melt value menu
by chewbacca
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Denny’s Brings You New Value Menu Items- chock full of evilness
Denny’s is updating their Value Menu with a whole range of new items which will become available on Aug. 24.
Included in this line up is the “fried cheese melt.”
Whats in it? Glad you asked - it is “made with four fried mozzarella sticks and melted American cheese grilled between two slices of sourdough bread. It is served with French fries and a side of marinara sauce.” 
That is so freaking NASTY!
Though, i do have to give props to the food photog that captured this menu item in a somewhat classy image. I don’t know what kind of Denny’s you have been eating at, but i don’t think i have ever poisoned myself eaten at one with a shiny white tabletop, quilted place-mat and linen napkin. I mean…’cause that would totally make me want to pay $4 for a sandwich of fried cheese death.
Other items on the new value menu include “fried shrimp platter” and the “nacho salad.”
awesome.
Fast Food culture: drive through McDonald's McNuggets violence
by chewbacca
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McNuggets Violence
McDonalds doesn’t start serving breakfast until 10:30, see.
So if you pull up to the drivethru window at 6:30 am, dont expect to be able to order Chicken McNuggets. You won’t get ‘em.
If you are really nice, maybe they will give you some Spicy Mustard or BBQ sauce dipping packets to go with your Egg McMuffin - but you won’t get McNuggets.
Apparently, Melodi Dushane of Toledo, Ohio didn’t realize this during her new years day drunken rampage - when she went McCrazy.
After realizing it was too early to get the mcNuggets fix, Dushane reached through the window and punched a drive-thru attendant in the face. More violence ensues - including a beer bottle being thrown through the window and some hair pulling.
Go to 1:15 to skip the silent dialogue and view the tantrum. The best part of this, is after Melodi “I’m just so crazy for those McNuggets” Dushane drives away, another car drives up, and a McDonald’s worker calmly hands him his order.
“nothing to see here, move along, move along”
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Festival Food - Sausages
Nutritional facts:
pork sausage: 1 ounce has 7g of fat (and 178mg sodium, 80 calories).
How many ounces are in one of these links?

aaand….each sausage contains nasty parts from how many different pigs?