Ballpark Cheese Cups! only $1
That seems like a bargain -only a buck!
is it better on the pretzel? the popcorn? maybe on a hot dog?
Fast Food culture: Denny's fried cheese melt value menu
by chewbacca
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Denny’s Brings You New Value Menu Items- chock full of evilness
Denny’s is updating their Value Menu with a whole range of new items which will become available on Aug. 24.
Included in this line up is the “fried cheese melt.”
Whats in it? Glad you asked - it is “made with four fried mozzarella sticks and melted American cheese grilled between two slices of sourdough bread. It is served with French fries and a side of marinara sauce.” 
That is so freaking NASTY!
Though, i do have to give props to the food photog that captured this menu item in a somewhat classy image. I don’t know what kind of Denny’s you have been eating at, but i don’t think i have ever poisoned myself eaten at one with a shiny white tabletop, quilted place-mat and linen napkin. I mean…’cause that would totally make me want to pay $4 for a sandwich of fried cheese death.
Other items on the new value menu include “fried shrimp platter” and the “nacho salad.”
awesome.
Hyrax Riding a Tortoise
sooo meme-worthy…right?
a hyrax, btw, is a small, and apparently very lazy herbivore.